Napalm Riot

This is a conversation I was having with my GF. It went from "what song is that?" to "baby, whats a noob?" Its pretty long. I thought it was hilarious. I almost get sick towards the end. I edited out all the stupid stuff.



T Th3K1d T (8:04:09 PM): teh noob song
T Th3K1d T (8:04:10 PM): rofl
T Th3K1d T (8:04:18 PM): i still have it up
xo prettyjunk xo (8:02:27 PM): uhh ill go listen
T Th3K1d T (8:04:40 PM): its so me.
xo prettyjunk xo (8:03:24 PM): haha babyy that is deff youu!
xo prettyjunk xo (8:04:00 PM): whats a noob?
T Th3K1d T (8:06:08 PM): ROFL
T Th3K1d T (8:06:11 PM): baby i love you
xo prettyjunk xo (8:04:29 PM): whats a noob?
T Th3K1d T (8:07:04 PM): lol
T Th3K1d T (8:07:19 PM): its some1 who sucks at a game
T Th3K1d T (8:07:24 PM): the actually word "noob"
T Th3K1d T (8:07:42 PM): means a person who is new to a game and doesnt know wtf to do
T Th3K1d T (8:07:49 PM): so calling some1 a noob is an insult
xo prettyjunk xo (8:05:52 PM): ohh.
xo prettyjunk xo (8:05:56 PM): i like the suck ass part
T Th3K1d T (8:08:06 PM): I like the your mom party
xo prettyjunk xo (8:06:14 PM): i just got there
xo prettyjunk xo (8:06:18 PM): i own you.. oh is that on
xo prettyjunk xo (8:06:22 PM): i like this songg
T Th3K1d T (8:08:30 PM): baby ur a loser
T Th3K1d T (8:08:31 PM): lol

xo prettyjunk xo (8:06:34 PM): noo babyy your a loser
xo prettyjunk xo (8:07:59 PM): so would bret get mad if i called him a noob?
T Th3K1d T (8:10:34 PM): HAHAHA
T Th3K1d T (8:10:35 PM): DO IT
T Th3K1d T (8:10:36 PM): ROFL
xo prettyjunk xo (8:08:42 PM): okay im goona be like
xo prettyjunk xo (8:08:49 PM): ayoo your a noob
xo prettyjunk xo (8:08:55 PM): and hell be like wtf a noob
T Th3K1d T (8:11:03 PM): hahahaha
T Th3K1d T (8:11:06 PM): OMFG

xo prettyjunk xo (8:11:57 PM): heyy babyy
T Th3K1d T (8:14:04 PM): ya?
xo prettyjunk xo (8:12:07 PM): your a noob
xo prettyjunk xo (8:12:11 PM): =)
xo prettyjunk xo (8:12:19 PM): are you mad i just said that
T Th3K1d T (8:14:23 PM): your a nubcake
xo prettyjunk xo (8:12:34 PM): your a cakenub

T Th3K1d T (8:15:59 PM): id like to see you trash talk people on xbox
T Th3K1d T (8:16:05 PM): u know wat we should do lol
T Th3K1d T (8:16:13 PM): have me play, and you can b on the mix.
T Th3K1d T (8:16:17 PM): mic*
xo prettyjunk xo (8:14:28 PM): yeaaa
xo prettyjunk xo (8:14:43 PM): be like heyy noob
xo prettyjunk xo (8:15:12 PM): you look like a boob
xo prettyjunk xo (8:15:18 PM): haha that rhymed
T Th3K1d T (8:17:23 PM): LOL
T Th3K1d T (8:17:27 PM): very good
xo prettyjunk xo (8:15:27 PM): =)
xo prettyjunk xo (8:15:30 PM): ohh yeaa
T Th3K1d T (8:17:34 PM): i want some honey.
xo prettyjunk xo (8:15:55 PM): so go get some bees
xo prettyjunk xo (8:16:44 PM): =)

xo prettyjunk xo (8:28:03 PM): +)
T Th3K1d T (8:30:12 PM): WAT THE?
T Th3K1d T (8:30:15 PM): CYCLOPS?
xo prettyjunk xo (8:28:22 PM): yupp
T Th3K1d T (8:31:00 PM): ;p
T Th3K1d T (8:31:02 PM): lol
xo prettyjunk xo (8:29:20 PM): I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you suck ass at every game you try to play
xo prettyjunk xo (8:29:26 PM): im gonna say that tomaroww
T Th3K1d T (8:31:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

xo prettyjunk xo (8:30:18 PM): I pwn you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games
I pwn you
T Th3K1d T (8:32:30 PM): ROFL
xo prettyjunk xo (8:30:29 PM): I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game
T Th3K1d T (8:32:34 PM): BABY I LOVE YOU


xo prettyjunk xo (8:33:38 PM): im gonna spank you
xo prettyjunk xo (8:33:44 PM): cause your a total noob
xo prettyjunk xo (8:33:48 PM): and you suck ass
xo prettyjunk xo (8:33:54 PM): at every game you play
xo prettyjunk xo (8:34:01 PM): cuz i pwn youu
xo prettyjunk xo (8:34:06 PM): +)
xo prettyjunk xo (8:34:26 PM): wait whats pwn
T Th3K1d T (8:36:30 PM): ROFLCOPTERLMAOLOL

T Th3K1d T (8:37:09 PM): yea well
T Th3K1d T (8:37:11 PM): your some1s mom
T Th3K1d T (8:37:15 PM): HAHAHAHA
xo prettyjunk xo (8:35:28 PM): yeaa but your beggin me for mercy now
T Th3K1d T (8:37:41 PM): lmfao baby i think im gonna puke
T Th3K1d T (8:37:46 PM): i just ate and im laughing so hard
xo prettyjunk xo (8:35:50 PM): ewww
xo prettyjunk xo (8:35:56 PM): go to the bathroom
xo prettyjunk xo (8:36:29 PM): do you feel better yet?
xo prettyjunk xo (8:38:23 PM): baby this song makes me feel like pwning some noobs
T Th3K1d T (8:45:26 PM): ROFL